old man strength

The uncanny ability of older men to lift copious amounts of lumber, heavy furniture, and beat their sons in arm wrestling.

Man 1: "My dad beat me in arm wrestling again..."
Man 2: "Of course, he has old man strength."

by UIC123 May 9, 2011

Big Man Tyrone

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

when u walk on the street and big man tyrone sees you, and he says "I tip my fedora to you. "

by senpai wheres the butter June 27, 2014

man tears

tears cryed from the Japs eye after an encounter with filthy scrubber

(Swansea accent) Christ i bunted that midget last week and been crying man tears ever since. I better get down the docs for some antibiotics before the wizard's wand falls off

by sicknote August 23, 2007

black mans briefcase

An order of 100 Chicken McNuggets and two large drinks

I'd like a black mans briefcase with Diet Coke, please.

by enthbott March 12, 2011

Iron Man Numbers

When something reaches a very large number of hits. Similarly to the hit blockbuster movie Iron Man did in theaters.

My thread is getting Iron Man numbers.

This video I just uploaded is getting some hella Iron Man numbers.

by BROTHERSPORT6969 June 21, 2009

Man Jaw Syndrome

or "MJS" for short.
Condition in which a female has an abnormally square/manly jaw.

Emily Deschanel (from the TV series, "Bones")

Jim: goddamn homie, she's fine!
Tim: yeah, but she's got a serious case of Man Jaw Syndrome
Jim: shitbiscuits, you're right
Tim: you bet you're black ass I'm right

by puertorican120 June 29, 2011

Run a 2 man

Running a 2 man is like playing Duos but in real life. You get a solid friend who you can go out with and meet girls with at a location or run a 2 man by setting up a chill spot for some female friends. Usually a 2 man is always with your best guy that you know you can complete the mission with and have a successful win rate. (Getting Pussy)

I ain't gon lie bro .... We gotta hit Miami and Run A 2 Man it's been a while.

by OppSpotter718 July 25, 2023