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Getting Joshed

"My boy is in the bathroom of Max Fish getting Joshed."
by The Spoon Billed Dollar September 3, 2020
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national lying about getting sexually assaulted day

national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
by kkdumdum April 6, 2021
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Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."
by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020
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national get head day

may 17th is an amazing day. it’s the day where you get head to your significant other
yo you heard on may 17th .... i’m getting sum later tonight.... my shorty bouta go down it’s national get head day
by Tak0888 May 17, 2020
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Getting Faggot

When you want to get a bit more than tipsy but don't want to get Maggot
Hey bro you coming you going to that party? Gonna get Maggot?

Nar feeling a bit sick and have work tomorrow so gonna lock in Getting Faggot
by BBB LYDOS July 30, 2017
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What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
by QuacksO April 29, 2024
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