When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly
See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly
by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021
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one on me time

Used to express "me time," but played off of the phrase "one on one time."
Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.
by jezzabezz July 21, 2010
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One On

When you want to fight someone. It originated from New York.
Come on Kiyanna! Let's get our one on then!
by kodienekrazy November 28, 2017
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one-logger

When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.
ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO
by Jacob Longfloor January 29, 2012
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Screw-ons

After-market body parts. Fake boobs, titties, breasts. The faker the better. Bought them right off the rack at the store. Easy install: No cutting or welding required. JUST BOLT 'EM RIGHT ON!
Hey dude. Screw-ons 12 o'clock.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.
by Dino Dan May 04, 2022
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Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."

Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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boiled one

İts a really scary character made by doctor nowhere probably one of the scariest analog horrors I've seen go watch it
Trump:İ fear the boiled one More than İ fear than debt
Putin:Same İ hope İ forget him when İ have a sleep paralysis
by Urbdicdayismay23 April 17, 2024
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