Unrequited love

It’s having an over active imagination. It’s being able to see an entire relationship in your head. The conversations, the time spent together. All of the meticulously planned. Only for you to wake up and realize that it isn’t even real. And that that person barely even knows you exist.

I messaged my crush and hoped for conversation. But I was met with unrequited love.

by Buddy@07 October 7, 2018

Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess

The saucy princess of the R&S section of Yahoo answers. She has won the hearts of hundreds, and headed the very selective Royalty Clique. High priestess of Norrisism, and a proud member of the LDS faith. Known for her sweet nature, public crushes, and Chuck Norris. Recently, however, due to being stalked and persecuted for her beliefs, she was recently banished indefinitely from the section she brought so much joy to.In honor of their beloved princess, the remaining Royalty Clique members (Princess Catti-Brie VT, Prince Drizzt, Going Postal, Pinay and Peter Priesthood) have nominated her for R&S sainthood. She is now referred to by her friends as St. Love yahoo!!! wannabe a princess. She will be forever remembered, and her friends eagerly await her return from the dead.

Why would anyone stalk Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess? That's like trying to shank the Easter Bunny.

by Angelica Bowman(PCB) December 28, 2007

diddle my love button

Simply means when a girl fingers herself, but does not stick her fingers inside. Just rubs on the clit.

I like to diddle my love button on a regular basis.

Girl 1: What did you do last night?
Girl 2: I was diddling my love button!!
Girl 3: Wow!!

by Akiko Moon May 14, 2009

purple helmeted warrior of love

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

digital love sausage

A technophile's unit. Unit meaning piece. Piece meaning Sesage.

Special K came up with this one in an IRC room #wf irc.enterthegame.com back in 2000.

Directed at the misses:
You want some of the digital love sausage?

by Riley Porter February 8, 2005

one eyed python of love

another name for a penis

I slipped her the one eyed python of love last night.

by gary shepard September 1, 2009

All You Need Is Love

Love is all you need.

Lennon/McCartney 1967

great song, shame american idiots like Bush dont listen to it

Beatles : "All You Need Is Love"

Bush : "Lets go bomb something"

by I love horses March 12, 2005