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Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.
"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."
by Infinitussy September 7, 2025
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Get on this munch

A phrase that is used to share good food with someone else.
Man1: What are you eating, man?

Man2: Some great steak, man. Get on this munch!
by What890 July 30, 2010
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You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple

And neither are parents or women or Christians. You don't have the right to do this to me and I'm going to kill your kids if I don't get paid and the people orchestrating this aren't punished. I'm not letting you waste 10 years of my life and I don't have to do anything other than what I'm doing right now to MAKE you do it. Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll now need to sign an affidavit with a full admission of guilt. One for fucking that retard and the other for harassment and reading my emails. Randall James Bowker (Who showed up at the Kwik Trip after I posted his full name HERE where ever HERE is) must now sign an affidavit confirming that what his explicit knowledge that what is happening to me now is the same thing they started in 2008 while wr worked together at Wendy's and that it began not after I ✌️✊️✌️✊️threatened✌️✊️✌️✊️ his kid but after Jeremy Horn began working there. Both conditions need to be met.
Hym "You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple. I'm not the one being unreasonable here and the second I decide to be unreasonable someone loses their kid forever. I'm the one who has an infection eating away at his brain. You need to hurry the fuck up and stop trying to make whatever point you're trying to me. It isn't ever going to matter to me. I am not going to share your values. Ever. So fuck you Elon. You're a fucking cripple. Fuck Noah. Also a cripple. Fuck Randy. If you rape his daughter I will surrender immediately. And fuck the rest of you."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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to get addis'ed

to get in trouble becuase you are caught on camera doing someting. The full meaning is for stealing, but the word can be extended to anything else.
"Dude, it sucks, I'm not allowed in that target anymore."
"How come?"
"It ridiculous, the one time i try, of course I had to get addis'ed tring to take a lawn chair."
"Bad-Ass!"
by mr giraceldi May 18, 2008
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Get your trout out

"Get your trout out" is a phrase commonly used by drivers of either a Vauxhall Viva or Renault Twingo. It's a term that is used to call local prostitutes into the vehicle.
Oh love, get your trout out
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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Go Get A Dildo

Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.
We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.
by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020
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