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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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The Deleted One

The Deleted One uses MeWe. They have a habit of deleting comments in a chat pretty much immediately after they've posted it, rightfully, earning the name, The Deleted One
Oh The Deleted One has deleted themselves again
by The Deleted One May 20, 2021
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cold one

by GoldenGraveDigger32_YT June 29, 2017
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one sided enemies to lovers

The relationship dynamic between Instagram users @amanecaprisun and @hanakocaprisun bc cina didn’t like pasta at first but now they’re super duper in love and they hold hands and kiss everyday totally
“What’s ur favorite ship dynamic?”
“One sided enemies to lovers.”
“Oh like Cina and pasta those two totally awesome Instagram accounts”
by Groinmc December 29, 2023
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one eyed purple headed womb weasel

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "
by Samsam240 October 6, 2016
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rolling one in the bay

getting fucking zooted
aka they’re high
1: bro what’s that smell
2: damn boy who’s getting high up in here

1: looks like someone is rolling one in the bay
by spearmintbby November 30, 2021
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