Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

to breathe ones last

To die

Everyone has to breathe ones last someday.

by Ariel Dawn Wales August 19, 2016

One Press

This is meaning for a Girl/Guy who you deem only fit to have sex with once or boastful talk meaning to Fuck.

I would give Rita Ora ah "One Press" but i wouldn't wife her!
I herd you and Sarah are dating? are you mad fam? after she's just a "One Press" lol

by mrdior.101 (insta) June 21, 2016

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010

One, Ton, or None

The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.

Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.

Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.

by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021

put all season in one picture

put all season in one picture

put all season in one picture

by put all season in one picture March 3, 2023