One

Conquering dreams…

One at a time❤️

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 15, 2023

The one and only Eli

Eli is such a squinky. He is funny and goofy, but very unsure of himself at times. He is humble, loyal and altogether quite charming. Eli will listen to every word you say and could repeat it verbatim. Once friends with Eli, you become family
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...

The one and only Eli is such a squinky.
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...

by VCgess April 13, 2023

four one one

The truth about something
The truth about a person place or thing
The absolute truth on a subject

What is the four one one about how to get food stamps approval

by Granpa Money July 27, 2022

One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.

Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."

by C Tasch December 10, 2024

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

One Punch Man

A webcomic/manga/anime written by ONE about a man named Saitama who is capable of defeating any enemy in a single punch.
The central theme of the story is that flaws in protagonists are important, and that a protagonist with zero flaws whatsoever is a boring protagonist, but most people always jump to "OMG HE CAN BEAT GOKU!!!!!!111" anytime they see the goddamned bald egghead.

OMG I JUST READ ONE PUNCH MAN LAST NIGHT AND HE TOTALLY ONE PUNCHED BOROS OMG OMG HE CAN SO BEAT GOKU!!111
..Ok?

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

one-timed

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.

2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.

guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.

by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009