The Dark Ones

When two orange tabby cats, particularly dark and/or homosexual in nature, are absolutely black about the food bowls when they go on the floor.

It’s 8:30, have you fed the dark ones yet?

by Hoodlummm February 15, 2025

ONS

ons is short for "on soul". basically another way of saying on god or on me.

"she is always starting shit."
"ons"

by hyolynsqueendom May 24, 2022

timez-one

When two distant objects perpendicularly come together to join up and flow parallel with each other for a while. Can be referred to as twin flames. Not meant to travel at the same time but get interconnected for reasons unknown. All things will be revealed in the end. Mental clarity.

Woah, did you see those two trains, I thought they were going to collide but instead they timez-oned together and chugged on the same track!

by Melarchie June 23, 2023

a new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

One Bag

Has a secret meaning, ask a friend to find it out

You’re a one bag :)

by Erin-Sofia October 10, 2021

one googolth

1/10¹⁰⁰, in numerals. The probability for the hundreds of prophecies recorded in the Old Testament of the Bible about the Messiah, Savior, or “Chosen One” to be fulfilled.

With an infinitesimal chance of one googolth that Jesus, the Son of God, would come down from heaven to earth to save mankind from eternal death is nothing short of a miracle.

by Numerati December 20, 2024

.9.mMmake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025