penistery

A monastery of sorts where all penises go to worship when they are not busy elsewhere.

My dick is at the penistery so we're going to have to wait til it comes back to have sex.

by drcrazy303 June 20, 2010

Peniskillin

The application of time acquired skill of avoiding bacterial infections of all kinds.

I was peniskillin on the subway this morning.

by dblinder December 10, 2010

Penisualy

Having to do with one's pecker

Holly, I am doing fine penisualy.

by Drich1080 August 23, 2011

penisvaginawiener

an exclamation of hate towards someone

you fucking penisvaginawiener!!!11!!!!11!!!1!!!!

by crapolamonkey January 2, 2012

penisprincess

A princess with a penis, ie. some homosexuals can be defined as such (the ladylike, queen type). Also works with cross-dressing men. A more respecting way to call men who wear dresses.

"My friend is such a penisprincess. He can't unblock a sewer because it stinks."

"So, then he threw a princess -themed birthday party for himself, like a good penisprincess."

by Veronica Monroe January 11, 2013

Penisipation

It describes any form of precipitation that occurs in or around the male genitalia. This can include testicular sweating, ejaculation, general dampness and urinating. These are all types of penisipation.

-An onlooker observing a marathon runner crossing the finish line of a race. "The penisipation from that guy is enough to fill a bath!"

-A woman commenting on a pair of sweaty testicles. "You could clean a car by just dragging your balls over it! That's how much you're penisipating!"

-A professor listing the causes of penisipation. "Anxiety, exhaustion, a full bladder, orgasm, embarrassment, confinement and bodily cleansing via any liquid."

by GingerGambino August 19, 2013

penispult

With an erect penis, while laying on their back, one pulls their penis back towards their stomach, then places an object, such as a penny or piece of popcorn, on the head of the penis, then releases their penis; Flinging the object like a catapult

Last night, I penispulted a marshmallow into my girlfriend's mouth.

by sVakenn September 30, 2013