one with the table

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving

evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back

by TAblesasone May 31, 2022

The One-One

In specific reference to a subject, person, and/or place from a previous conversation in time.

After talking about a store in the mall, John tells Kim, "let's go to the one-one."

When referencing a girl that share mutual friends, Kim tells John, "the one-one was looking good tonight."

In correspondence to beer brands as they drive to the liquor store, John tells Kim, I should pick up the one-one.

by JC Robot December 1, 2010

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

One minute Relationship

A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)

Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship

by smartperson May 28, 2021

One direction

one direction is a british-irish boyband who were and still are the biggest band on the planet.

they are currently on a "18 month" hiatus which turned into more than 5 years.

non-directioner: whats one direction? why are you so obbsessed
directioner: the best band on planet.

by 94SWINDOWSILL January 19, 2021

that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

one-manded

A task carried out by a single person; solo.

Need help with the car tomorrow?
No thanks, I can fix that one-manded.

by Alli.M June 6, 2013