National Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls in July 1st. This a day to be celebrated by getting ur pussy eaten wonderfully and or eat some pussy wonderfully throughout this day.
Her: Hey bae u know today's National Eat Pussy Day?
Her: Hell yeah. Didn't u hear my call in this morning.
by Naughtyboi June 24, 2022
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National post Emily day

If you have a friend name Emily you have to post her on April 7th every year. post her to get good luck.
Dang you didn’t post Emily on National post emily day? I hope your charge only works in a certain angle, and your dog is ugly. eye roll*
by Kloepetr April 08, 2021
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On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.
Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
by ExoticHats May 08, 2020
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National Rendaddy Day

April 19
Day of everyone’s favorite daddy, Rendaddy.
Holy shit look it a wild rendaddy! Be my cinnamon apple and acceot these booty pics on national rendaddy day
by Ticklemygooch03 April 18, 2018
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National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
by FreekNikk August 10, 2024
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National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass
Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips
by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020
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National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.
Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.
by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023
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