cock sucking butt pony

Slang for a person that likes to suck dick and take it up the ass.

Damn, that ho Shanaynay is a cock sucking butt pony.

OR

Look at that faggot. He's a cock sucking butt pony.

by Fenderbender August 7, 2006

rock your cock off

To be impressed.

Hey Dave, that steak will rock your cock off.

by Handjack6969 December 26, 2017

national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.

C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020

Put the cock before the buttplug

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.

Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!

by Ron Jarvis March 5, 2011

ignorant ass cock sucker

A stupid individual who foolishly commits an act of transgression towards another, for the sake of instant gratification.

That ignorant ass cock sucker just cut me off to get to his exit. Nevermind the accident that was caused as a result!

by Lourau June 29, 2021

all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness

Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.

by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009

CDC (crudely drawn cock)

Symbol very often posted on forums or drawn on pub windows when severely bored or feeling mischievous.

Can also be used to illustrate the phrase teh cock

"I love teh cock and so does Lu"
see image attached

by Miss Behave October 27, 2004