Pull your pimp card

When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)

You about to wife that broad, I'm about to pull your pimp card.

by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017

Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.

"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."

by lil kleenex October 23, 2017

pull a general kelly

Give a hostile account of something Democratic, untrue from beginning to end in its critical points. The account is usually adapted from fake news without conscious recognition that it is fake.

The term derives from one unfortunate White House press conference.

He tried to pull a general kelly, but it was an unlucky general kelly because the video of the event immediately went viral.

by less-is-more October 24, 2017

Pulled an Oswald

To fire a gun in rapid succession,like getting three shots off in 11.3 seconds!

The assassin aimed his gun,pulled an Oswald!

by The Ink Man November 1, 2017

Pulling a Joe

When someone tells a long story and forgets to hit pass the pipe or joint.

Hey man, quit pulling a Joe and pass that shit.

by the real joe March 19, 2017

pulling a kaito

when you are too busy to do shit, so you just ignore it forever.

- Why don't you do the essay?
- I'm pulling a kaito.

by WaporFunk March 21, 2017

Pulling A Lydia

In which a female is sitting on the edge of a ski lift and falls, plummeting to the ground and possibly injuring oneself

"Dayummmm! Did you see that? She was just pulling a Lydia!"

by BetterThanY'all March 22, 2017