national punch your classmates day

YOU GET TO PUNCH YOUR CLASSMATES ON THIS DAY NOVEMBER 21. NO MATTER ITS GENDER. IF YOU HATE YOUR CLASSMATE, PUNCH EM ON THIS DAY

Come here imma punch you since its national punch your classmates day

by MFKER19 November 20, 2023

National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.

Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.

by heh3heh3heh3 November 04, 2019

blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 11, 2023

National fuck bob marley sex doll day

it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th

bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good

by national penis March 29, 2021

National Dress Like a Slut Day

An American holiday that occurs on or around Halloween during which women get tarted up and dress as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty superheroes, slutty schoolgirls, slutty cats, slutty cowgirls, slutty cheerleaders, etc.

For National Dress Like a Slut Day, my girl wore a pointy hat and a black bikini with her tits and ass hanging out and said it was a witch costume.

by JazmanTestifyin May 22, 2024

December 30th National boobie pic day

Make your gf send you a boobie pic on December 30th

You have to send me a boobie pic bc its December 30th National boobie pic day

by notmanderin December 30, 2023

National slap the next person you see day

November 24

Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*

by Dani sa November 24, 2020