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St Thomas High School

This is where all the rich black kids go to school. More commonly known as the place where smart kids go to die and where most kids go to get high. St Thomas men are more commonly known as the guys that bring alcohol to parties and steal the hoes with their huge ass trucks and parents money. Most people here have juuls so invite them to your house to get free shit.
Memorial student: Yo i’m tryna have a party who we kicking it wif.
Memorial student 2: Bro just invite a st thomas high school gu y he’ll bring his moms alcohol pantry
Memorial student: Aight just keep him away from the hoes because he’s definently tryna fuck
by Man of St Thomas November 16, 2018
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Woree State High School

Oh yeah this kid got expelled from Tbay and got sent to Woree State High School
by LORD MASHIE January 29, 2019
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westlake high school ny

the most retarded school i have ever seen. literally everyone here fails or is on the verge of failing their classes. almost everyone here says and does the most stupidest shit as well

everyone here smells like complete fucking garbage. i am convinced no one here showers, or even puts on fucking deodorant or cologne and perfume.

almost everyone here either does drugs or drinks or both and people literally fuck in stairwells

almost no diversity, everyone here is either italian, albanian, or irish with a couple of portuguese and croatian people.
danny: hey, why do you fucking smell so bad?
jacob: because i go to westlake high school ny
by wheremysuperkah00t April 2, 2021
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Christchurch Boys' High School

Christchurch Boys' High School is a shit-hole in Christchurch full of cunts who think they are top shit. As soon as you enter the school, the stench of semen, soggy biscuits, and screaming of locked up girls from CGHS is overwhelming. The headmaster could easily be mistaken for a wet tissue and is too pussy to try and get his shithole of a school under control. Bullying at the school is a common daily occurrence, the average year 9 is lucky to make it through the entire year without having a toothbrush shoved up their ass, or beaten up for not eating a soggy biscuit. Common career paths for students after leaving the school include, tradies, gay porn, or death from drug overdosage.
Student 1: What did you get up to today?

Student 2: Just had an orgy with the Christchurch Boys' High School headmaster and 3 girls

CBHS Student 1: Did any give consent?

CBHS Student 2: Of Course not! Hahaha!
by man_O_man May 28, 2021
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Cape Coral High School

Saw the other definition for this mediocre school is 11 years out of date so figured I would give the current situation. Of course right now the broccoli hair that makes you look like a total douche paint sniffer and vaping like there's no god damn tomorrow is oh so popular. The teachers are generally pretty cool but some a bit bitchy, classes tend to be chill and same for classmates except the occasional freshmen stuck in his class clown phase who thinks being loud and racist is funny and freshmen girls who think they are really hot and try to pull juniors. Bathrooms are the usual, warzone like Russia vs Ukraine and doors that were stolen like 10 years ago and never replaced, flushing is an unknown action, wet toilet paper on the ceiling, piss puddles, you know the drill. Only real annoyance is the freshmen and seniors who think moaning and slurs in the cafeteria is hilarious (see freshmen mention). There's a decent amount of chill people though such as band and sport players which aren't jocky like it's the 80's as some others in some schools tend to be and some dude named Daniel from Germany that sells baller chocolate which I have easily bought by the hundreds by now. Although it is kind of a relief from the drug den schools like Island Coast and North Fort Myers, its mediocrity makes it pretty uneventful and not much crazy shit happens like you might hear elsewhere. If you just want to chill and get through high school generally easy, come fuck around I guess.
Guy 1: "I go to Cape Coral High School!"

Guy 2: "Get raided by cops yet?"

Guy 1: "Surprisingly not, but there is tiktok."

Guy 2: "God help you."
by The truth about what is real February 27, 2022
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Los Osos High School

1. Noun

Year after year their football program fails to impress as they lose to Rancho Cucamonga High School. Also has a large concentration of homosexuals and snobby blondes.

2. Verb
Commonly used to describe terrible beatings and embarrassment.
Man did you see that Los Osos High School! What a terrible thing to happen to someone!
by Driftkid November 15, 2011
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Burlington Township High School

High school in New Jersey where everybody looks up to and want to be like a really cool student named Logan Ward.
“Burlington Township High School, that is where that awesome really cool guy named Logan Ward goes!”
by Toastyyoshi October 26, 2019
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