Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.

The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.

by wordwatcher April 23, 2012

One Cruce

A unit of weight equivalent to approximately 6 fully filled hydroflasks or a bull calf at one month of age. About 223 lbs.

John: Damn, that's one big boy over there.
C.P.: Ya, that kid must weigh a full one cruce, and that kid Tman must weigh half a Cruce.

by wet spider January 23, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

one way trip to cornwall

when you can't afford a trip to switzerland to kill yourself so you just go yeet off a cliff in cornwall cause there's nothing good there but the cliffs.

another way of saying to commit suicide.

Lil jimmy went on a one way trip to cornwall the other day, so we won't be seeing him again.

by fjordan June 17, 2022

One Vote Strategy

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by The Big O World February 28, 2022