malformed idiot baby

evil way to say disabled. this word is usually used to make fun of someone for acting acoustic or restarded. usually used by high schoolers.

A: "goo goo gaa gaa i like toes AHEEEEE"
B: "you are a malformed idiot baby."

by idiot_in_poop December 20, 2023

Tongue baby

Someone who likes to eat that cat and can do it well

I'm such a tongue baby 👅

by Natmarie186 August 15, 2021

Jew Baby

A young white guy who is often described the criminal street version of a well known super hero or celebrity.

When I was in Louisiana I went to the casino to buy hookers drugs and gamble and I legit met Indiana Jones from the gutter his real name was Jew Baby but he was a pimp plug problem! While the hooker was topping me off he stole my car and he was so charismatic I didn't even mind

by IVMethCrunchyLlama April 9, 2023

Feeling the Baby

A new term for having cheating with someone who is pregnant.

For example when you're best friend is pregnant and your boyfriend gets caught in her bed spooning her with his penis in her ass and arms around her holding her. "He was just feeling the baby"

by The disgruntled girlfriend July 14, 2021

Baby bird

The act of sucking dick until he blows in your mouth, you hold it in your mouth and spit it back into his mouth.

This chick sucked my dick and gave it back to me like a baby bird.

by Evil Angel 45 June 13, 2018

Waking the baby

Waking the baby is what Mom and Dad have so much energy that they wake the baby up for the feeding not the other way around

I feel so good and energized and ready to Take On The World this morning I was all about waking the baby this morning for her feeding

by ARTIE ST@UT June 8, 2020

baileys baby

Bloating of the the belly after consuming too much baileys, usually from consumption of cheap wetherspoon measures resulting in pregnancy look and "morning sickness" from teenage adolescents yet to learn the appreciation of said tipple...

I'm so drunk I think I'm going to have a baileys baby.

by Onion Dave January 11, 2017