space dicked

Tricking a friend into viewing r/spacedicks

Sheldon: Hey, look at my computer screen!

Nathan: AWWWW FUCK!

Sheldon: You just go space dicked!

by Kryas January 23, 2014

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dick maché

After fornication whilst the dick is still wet with lubricants and sex juices, it is the the act of coating tissues on the dick thus paper maché-ing the dick.

After sex, we like to indulge in the art of dick maché-ing to commerate each occasion.

She likes to keep extra tissues handy not because it will be messy but because she enjoys an old fashion dick maché.

The real fun begins after sex when I dick maché you.

Some say she's a prostitute, some say she's an artist for her work in dick maché.

by sour something January 27, 2014

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dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014

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dick polar

When a girl cannot make up her mind from day to day if she wants to have sex with you. Often times caused by religious reasons. This condition is most common on Sunday afternoons and Monday's.

"Bro, my girlfriend says she doesn't want to have sex anymore. Yet 2 days later we are back at it"

"Your girl must be dick polar then"

by rockintheswoosh April 25, 2014

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