by NvrFckWithGoldFish May 31, 2016

by ScatmansWorld February 13, 2020

by Alex December 27, 2003

To RSVP “Attending” to any event you are invited to on Facebook, without considering the event, the time, the duration, or who is attending. You may not attend the event, but you increase the guest list by attending.
“Oh hey man, I noticed you’re coming to my Halloween party? What’s your costume?”
“Oh dude I forgot to tell you, I’m a Facebook Yes Man, Facebook says I’m attending four Halloween parties that night.”
“What?”
“Oh dude I forgot to tell you, I’m a Facebook Yes Man, Facebook says I’m attending four Halloween parties that night.”
“What?”
by JP_002 August 11, 2009

"Are you part of the Man Liberation Front?"
"You mean the movement dedicated to taking back what was ours til the 70s?"
"You mean the movement dedicated to taking back what was ours til the 70s?"
by Mr. Recard April 13, 2009

by 69Daddypimp69 November 26, 2017

When in a social setting, two single friends guard a friend in a relationship from those about the social setting making moves upon them.
John was about to be hit on by a drunk girl at the party, but Jeff and Bryan stepped in front of him and used the single man defense against the woman.
by Kraemdog January 14, 2010
