hot zach

Man who likes to lube up drumsticks and place them in his anal cavaties. Often enjoys it when other people shove them in his anal cavaties. Often enjoys vibrating massagers in his anal area as well. The above steps are often done with heavy drinking.

Mike: Holy shit, he even signed this?
Josh: Yeah, he wanted the massager in his ass too.
Ian: It vibrates.
Mike: I'm gonna slap him for this...
Ian: Dude... It vibrates...

by Mike and Ian January 28, 2005

zach

likes to like ballsacks to get ball sweat in his mouth

zach

by johnnydogoodiloveu February 5, 2009

Zachikhu

Dating to around 1985, the term Zachikhu was used as a slang by American College Students visiting Japan, who thought it meant "small penis." Of course this meant absolutely nothing, and went on to develop into a term for Stupid American College Students.

This whole area is filled with Zachikhu because we are near the colleges.

by LordAuron January 13, 2006

Zachlockhart

Zachlockhart:
1: A person, preferably male, who continuously tells excessively detailed stories that give far to much information. The story is usually completely irrelevant and could easily be summed up shortly. The story teller usually goes off on random tangents during the story, bringing the listener(s)to a point of wanting to kill themselves.
2: A person who continuously shuts down other's ideas, no matter how good the idea is. After shutting down the idea, the person will bring up a sup-par idea themself, and expect others to go along with it.
3: Someone who is extremely stubborn, and will argue at length over an issue that is completely immaterial. Even if they are losing in the arugment they will continue arguing simply because they refuse to admit they were wrong.

Joe says: "So i was out yesterday at about 9, mab 9:05 p.m. and i was walking pretty fast, but it wasn't that fast. i've walked faster before, much faster infact. it was pretty hot, but still enjoyable...."
Bill says: uggggh ur being such a Zachlockhart....

by dan n mike November 9, 2008

Zacheroni

Zacheroni is like Maceroni but its not.

me :na na na na Zachheral
Zach : wtf
me : ha. Zacheroni
Zach : i hate that name
me : its like Maceronionie but its really Zacheroni
Zach : u spelled it worng doof
me : aww darn

by Brieanna Sue Fought April 27, 2008

Zach

Usually blonde, a man with strange tastes and even stranger habits. Good Athelete, all the girls like him at first, but then they grow to hate him. Wears V-necks, vests with belts, and skinny jeans for no apparent reason other than his mom dresses him. Usually comes off as an asshole, but that's only because he actually is an asshole. A connoisseur of fruity drinks, Migos, and girls named Peaches

Did you see Zach at that baseball game? He was on Fire.
He looked good, but that's only because his girl Peaches is watching

by ThaRealUrbanDictionary May 12, 2015

Zachary

The most kind loving sweet joy you can ever meet. He has a heart of gold and is very very supportive. He's sophisticated and loving. He has a great voice. He will change you for the better and make you smile. He may be hard on himself, though he's a great person. Never let go of him!

Boy 1: omg Zachary is so funny!
Boy 2: when I was upset he cheered me up. He's so supportive!
Both: agreed

by Once_upon_a_timer May 30, 2017