egg sebastian

The act of pissing on an unflushed turd to the force of turning it into a toilet bowl of cloudy mush (omelette)

"Oh man, I did the biggest borry that was unflushable so I turned around and made an egg Sebastian"

by Chod Borrance May 16, 2015

egg theory

Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".

Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."

by cutesy pastel living doll August 05, 2023

eggs are in the basket

Fertile Ovaries

The Eggs are in the basket. Ready? Open up!

by The Farmer's daughter April 07, 2014

Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)

You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!

by ball of niggs October 25, 2023

Stupid Egg

A person, specifically one with devilishly good looks, who has outwitted and or outpunned you.

*moments of silence pass*
"Tristan, your a stupid egg."
"I am, I'm the bestus egg, sunny side up."

by RockyJJ&HisBoysLilTommy-BigRic October 18, 2017

Duck egg

The exact doube of (another person or thing)

Mark: "Have you seen big Maxie recently?"

Joe: "Oh aye he's the duck egg of his da"

by RichGangGCBC September 07, 2020

Finch Eggs

The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.

Justin: "I want cork!"
Pedro: "I've got the hook up... Gave my boy finch eggs."

by ron69becky May 18, 2017