this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
by Brian Yeh June 02, 2022
We live in a dank river valley.
by Deadboydoor517 October 27, 2022
An Urban Legend of a man who roams around walking trails in Buffalo Valley, PA consuming high quantities of alcohol and leaving cans in the grass. Locals claim to have seen him resting at various benches along the trails.
by Nifftmeister May 04, 2023
a playlist comprised of songs from Harry Styles, Miley Cyrus, Meghan Trainor, Taylor Swift and any of the Jonas Brothers
by HeyItsJeremy November 30, 2022
A small town in Northern Alberta, Canada. This town is known for its Oilfield workers and Drug addicts. With the schools Holy Trinity Academy, Frank Maddock, St. Anthonys, Christian school, and Evergreen, it is filled with children. And with children, come pedophiles. Roughly, 1 in 10 adults is a pedophile. Be careful, children!
Have you been to Drayton Valley, AB?
by GaySkittleLord November 25, 2021
The name of this village is misleading. There are no actual cherries in Cherry Valley. If there are, it is usually the inedible kinds or laced with cheap drugs. Oh and it does not actually exist. You are probably high from the cherries right now if your reading this.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 26, 2021