An incredibly hairy, sexy, amazing, cute, sweet, funny, animal/beast who is Neon Trees's vocalist and keyboardist!
Neon Trees Tyler Glenn
by LookAtTheStars November 08, 2010
Someone who enjoys sucking dirty asshole with his red tongue and injecting his penis with steroids and fapping to midget porn.
by MrCrackers99 March 01, 2019
by oddfuturewh0re April 14, 2020
by A Very Samrt Guy October 05, 2020
Pretty much the most handsome man in all the world! Known by some as "The Man" or "Mr. Perfect." Most commonly known as SEXY. He's the kind of guy that turns heads when he walks by. Usually very muscular and built. Blond hair blue eyes, typical Dutch exterior. Knows how to get the ladies but also masters how to keep them. Fun loving, good at most any sport, loves kids and pets. Deathly afraid of birds and clowns. If you were to see a Tyler Hagen in a crowed place you would know who he is instantly. He's pretty much an one in a million kind of dream man.
Example:
Girl One: Hey do you know Tyler Hagen?
Girl Two: You mean that sex god?? Who doesn't know him?
Girl One: Yeah him, if only he wasn't taken by such a hottie or I'd get right on that.
Girl Two: I need to find me a Tyler Hagen of my own!
Girl One: Hey do you know Tyler Hagen?
Girl Two: You mean that sex god?? Who doesn't know him?
Girl One: Yeah him, if only he wasn't taken by such a hottie or I'd get right on that.
Girl Two: I need to find me a Tyler Hagen of my own!
by imsureyoucanguess October 17, 2011
Someone who likes hugging legs, playing with forks, smoking and think he’s good at madden but in reality is equivalent to British people’s teeth.
by Clink1919 March 10, 2022
Biggest simp eboy albino mixed kid with a small peen who will never achieve anything in his life other than losing his virginity
God that kid dropped out of highschool and sits behind a screen all day speaking to egirls basically a Tyler Rios kinda guy
by Champagne1337 November 06, 2019