Tommy Guzcal

Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.

Girl: Do you know tommy Guzcal?

Me: Yeah I hate that dust ball. He smells like raw pork.

by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024

tommy in colombia

tommy is a character from an anime who is always rejected by women. in one part of the show he goes to Colombia and the running gag is that he is now surrounded by women as they all love him.

“I feel like Tommy in Colombia”

by thefbdhej April 4, 2023

Tommy Vercettis Dick

Something I really really want inside me

And something that’s actaully 20cm

Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me

Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti

Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you

Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 1, 2024

Tommy

He is often a guy with a big heart, is sweet and will do anything to be the best for his lover. He’s also really attractive and doesn’t like to show his emotions too well but he will always reassure you by protecting you and never letting you down. The more you know him, the more you will fall in love with him. He is capable of making you trust him and also brings you a lot of happyness

Why do you like him so much? Well because Tommy is the best person in the world, i’m pretty sure he’s my soulmate!

by That goldfish lovrr November 21, 2021

Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.

I Tommy Thistled myself last night.

by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023

Tommy Runco

A man with a massive cock

Hey my name's Tommy Runco I have a massive dick

by Notthmmy September 14, 2023

tommy

This man has the biggest fucking colossal cock on earth. All the girls and their mothers want to slip in bed in this unit and never get out. it's a miracle how his fat balls can even stay in his pants for an entire day. It's said that whenever he gets a boner so much blood gets drawn to his dick that he feels light-headed. The hottest man with the most swagger in the cosmos. this is all a proven fact.

Girl-1: have u seen that new kid?
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same

by projectile pooping November 23, 2021