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toilet-scrolling

A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas

Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling
by cicixoz June 5, 2022
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toilet talking

The act of participating and/or initiating conversation when using the toilet.

If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.

Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.
Jerry forgot to bring the paper into the toilet for his routine coffee, cigarette, poop & read. So he called Elaine instead of reading. Jerry and Elaine are now actively toilet talking.

Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.
by DigitalTeaShirt July 7, 2016
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Toilet Man

a mentally ill man with scoliosis and a thirst for blood. Looks like a toilet.
Person 1: Have you heard the toilet man rumor?
Person 2: yeah, he's hot
by Plxmyaa December 4, 2020
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Toilet Tag

The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.
My boyfriend just asked for nudes but i'm TOILET TAGGED. I never learn, do I?
by IDK this needed to be a thing February 16, 2017
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Toilet Stalker

The awkward situation where you are taking a shit, when some nigga walks into the cubicle next you. When you flush the toilet and hope to remain anonymous the nigga follows you out as well. which calls for awkward staring and disgusting smells.
Guy: "Dang I was shittin and some nigga decided to be a Toilet Stalker"
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."
by 001girl September 26, 2015
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toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid
Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021
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Toilet Paper

A piece of paper commonly used for wiping your ass after a good poop. They come in rolls and are usually positioned next to the toilet for ease of access.
Back in early 2020, people stocked up on toilet paper as to prepare for the lockdown. They did this to stay hygienic. The panic buying became so severe entire lanes of toilet paper in malls were left blank after a few weeks.
by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020
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