Ralph Toe

when your sweatsedo is jacked up so your mangina looks like a mooseknuckle

all "skinny jeans" have ralph toes

by ohnoyoudidnt101 September 5, 2012

toe blow

To stick your toe(s) in a your partner's vagina or anus

"Dude don't just toe blow my mom. She didn't get the promotion she wanted and she's had a rough week"

by CaillouSwagDick May 11, 2016

crooked toe

another name for a bunyon on your foot

whats up witch your crooked toe yo ?

by k. morse June 11, 2006

Mamal toe

The guy version of the camel toe

Robert Plant has a huge mamal toe

by The OGAK December 10, 2017

k-toe

when a man dresses up to look like a woman, but he wears tights so his dick is visible. The dick looks like a vagina and many consider it a camel toe

"Wow, woman impersonator looks like shes got a massive K-toe"

"Wow, her K-toe has shrunk up in the snow"

by mammoth legs July 6, 2009

brown toes

Where you shove (forcefully) your toes up a poor womans anus while sleeping

Jamil shoved his toes into a german prostitutes anus. Therefore getting brown toes

by Handyman 77 August 12, 2015

momo toe

a momo toe has the name alyssa

gizzy: omg wow
Alyssa: omg whatt
gizzy: i see a momo toe

Alyssa: what are u talkin about
gizzy: i mean i see a momo toe

Alyssa: okayyy?? (confuse) who??
gizzy: who else u
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THE END

by momotoe April 17, 2020