Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

yeasty teeth

Moldy, green bread, or other moldy foods, combined with poor hygiene and the inability to routinely provide oral hygiene and dental care to oneself. When someone has the most vile breath as a result, it is perfectly acceptable to call out their yeasty teeth.

I had a boss once who chain smoked, slammed black coffee, and loved to eat blue cheese at her desk. She totally had yeasty teeth.

by Nunya Dirty Bidness March 14, 2022

What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

Teeth sweat

Man that shit makes my teeth sweat. Get high ,loaded .means good shit.

Man that shit makes my teeth sweat hi loaded means good shit

by Craig Walden August 22, 2021

jack-o-lantern teeth

Teeth so jacked up, they look like a Jack-o-lantern's teeth.

I was gonna holla at her, until I saw her Jack-o-lantern teeth.

by SwtDreams September 15, 2019

Teeth

The bones in our mouth we use to chew yummy food.

"Hey, my vagina is starting to grow teeth, is that normal?"

by Anonymous-Bitch69 April 5, 2021

Sandpaper teeth

The absolute worst superpower a chick can be endowed with.

Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."

Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"

by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016