Urban Troll

A person going onto Urban Dictionary basically once or twice a week just to troll on the internet by writing posts that will make people angry. They are usually about people, places, or celebrities that they are just really jealous of their talent, money, and beauty. They basically write about Paris Hilton, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and (ugh) kim kardashian.
Person 1 - Ugh did you see that Urban Troll talking so much sh*t about Paris Hilton?!

Person 2 - Omg yes they are sooo jelly of them like wtf!!!11!!!!1
by amouxbonnet June 07, 2012
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worthless troll

A male with rotted teeth that uses others tragic events to pick up their ex-wife or widow because he has absolutely zero game to pick up women. Can't afford to buy replace his teeth or a toothbrush to maintain oral hygiene. Generally a useless dipshit with no pride or morals. See also fool or Peter leech.
Have you met Caleb he's such a worthless troll. He's a girlfriend leech and a piece of shit.
by Dipshit 468 February 10, 2022
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Jungle Troll

1.(noun)A girl so big and disgusting that she has been banished to the Jungle to roam.
Jungle Troll
by Tabbs147 January 25, 2009
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Grog troll

A loud, moderately unattractive woman who thinks she owns the bar because she's slept with a number of bouncers/bartenders. Named for creatures that frequent the Grog House in Gainesville, FL, but is applicable to any obnoxious drunk woman who you'd like to smack but you know would beat your civilized ass in a fight.
I went out looking for some strange, but the bar was full of nothing but Grog trolls. I'd rather masturbate with sand paper.
by mariangelalala November 13, 2011
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house troll

House troll- Roommate who loves to scavenge your food, drink your booze; make a mess and not clean up; then disappear into the room cave when there's work or help needed. They enjoy appearing and taking full advantage of parties and visits by the ladies... then once again... disappear after they scavenge the wine/ food/women that is not theirs; then scuttle back into the cave.
We just spent hours getting our party together and the house troll shows up again just in time to drink Jerry's wine and disappear out of sight again.
by skisanjose February 11, 2018
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Trolling for todd

To troll with steel line for the illusive lake trout known as Todd.
We’re trolling for Todd, he’s very illusive
by HateSickFux August 12, 2019
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Cum Troll

Someone who hordes their cum towels within their bedroom.
Jared a real Cum Troll. Last week I went over to his place and there 4 towels stiff as morning wood.
by aphillyp April 16, 2021
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