Horse-an-itis

A 100% real disease/infection given off by riding horses (male). Once infected the carrier can pass it on to other individuals via touching, talking, or being around them for extended periods of time (it has been found that over-texting them via Cell Phones can have an increased chance of catching Horse-an-itis).

The known symptoms of the fatal disease are as follows (but not limited to): Enlargement of the Clitoris by up to 6 fold, an increased aging rate of upwards to 2.5x regular aging, and being unable to pass to the after-life and being forced to be a homosexual-ghost. Said ghosts can only contact the living homosexuals.

Tom: So, What happened to Rick?
Grant: Not really sure, I heard he caught Horse-an-itis Disease.
Tom: Really?

Grant: Yeah, he some Ghost told me in my sleep.
Tom: I see.

by Dr. Ralf March 13, 2010

Horse slapped

Picture yourself getting bucked in the face by a horse.

Now picture the same thing, but with a black man. And he's using his penis.

Shit dawg, that nucka got horse slapped. that's wack.

by xBetsyx September 7, 2005

Skyrim-horsing

The act of jumping up unscalable mountains or verticle walls. The word originates from a horses ability in Skyrim to jump up unscaleable mountains.

While I was climbing mt. Everest, I decided to partake in the ancient tradition of Skyrim-horsing

by Yuumu May 19, 2018

horse cunt

Just a fun name to call your mates, can be derogatory, depends how you say it and who you say it to.

Nick: Hey Jimbo you're a horse cunt
Jimbo: Yeah I know ya horse cunt

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

Horse cock

United States Navy for bologna...

"I'm heading down to the mess deck to pick up a horse cock sandwich for mid-rats"

by Heyroadguy1 June 17, 2009

Horses in the stable

When a person has a lot of niggas/ bitches in their phone.

HATER: YOU GET NO BITCHES
KOLBE : Nigga Please, I got Horses in the Stable

Hater: Where They At?
KOLBE: CHECK MY IPHONE 6S lil dicc faggot
KOLBE: THROWS HIS PHONE AT HATER
HATER: CATCHES PHONE

HATER: Oh Shit you weren't Lying
KOLBE: Told yo Bitch Ass

by TallAssJay January 31, 2016

horse doovers

What my uncultured cousin calls Hors d'Oeuvres

Guess how many time I mispronounced "Hors d'oeuvres" before I realized what it was.. smh I am not cultured. I literally called it horse doovers, and had no idea what it was until just now.

by dasdivey May 19, 2016