boyfriend thinger

It's what you call someone who isn't your boyfriend but is the closest thing you've got to one.

No, that's why I say boyfriend thinger... if he knew I called him that he would be my boyfriend.

by Swingah April 1, 2009

Last Thing Changed Logic

A logical fallacy that presents itself when someone incorrectly assumes that what caused an issue or problem with something mechanical, technical, or electronic (computers) was the result of whatever was changed last even though it is purely coincidental. This fallacy is commonly recognized by anyone from Auto Mechanics to IT Professionals due to the widespread decrease of brain capacity among humans in the world and corporate workforce today.

User: Yesterday you cleared my IE cache and now my emails are missing. Since that was the last thing that changed, you are automatically at fault.

IT Person: What I did has nothing to do with your emails missing; you probably deleted them or changed your view.

User: Nope, you are at fault, I'm calling your boss.

IT Person: (Thinks to him or herself) This is that flawed last thing changed logic. What a moron.

by Jack Bell November 11, 2009

doug-thing

to make a decision that is against all known human logic and common sense. plus whatever that may be created in the future.

so and so wants the female animal to be isolated in another pen. they think she is pregnant. what? she hasn't been with a male since way past the gestation period for her to have a baby. it's a

doug-thing. oh, okay.

by douche bag 2000 March 28, 2014

Evil Thing

A word used by girls to describe their best friend that they fuck it up with.

omg, me and bella went to a party last night and turnt tf up. she's my evil thing

by FredTheFriendlyFarmer September 26, 2019

gaming_thing84

a retard or someone who looks like a penis

You're a gaming_thing84

by gaming_thing69 December 5, 2021

Looky Closey Thingy!

A word, used to describe a microscope if you don't know what it is called.

Luke:Since you destroyed my poster,i'm gonna destroy your.....Looky Closey Thingy!
Ravi:It's called a microscope,you idiot haven't you learned from my dictionary last night?

by Pumkie March 10, 2018

Long yellow thing

Skool bus

Gf:i'm in the long yellow thing
BF:ok

by Don't ask 191 November 28, 2018