Mario Yany

The sexiest daddy I know.

So I met a boy named Mario Yany last night and he gave me the dicking of a lifetime.

by swiggityswootyinmybooty March 2, 2019

Mario

A fuck Nigga and he eat ass. And he dont know who has better nudes fuck ass nigga

Mario has a bunch of ugly thots

by Wopalot March 9, 2019

Mario hughes

A fuck nigga that eats ass and dont know who nudes look better and cheats all the tims but never wanna be otp with his gf or gts otp with ha suck a fuck nigga

Mario hughes is a fuck nigga 🅿

by Wopalot March 9, 2019

Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.

Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick

by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019

Mario

Mario is the worst kind of people if you see him run cause he comes from a Italian descent and will eat you up like meatballs. He always has something to say and it is alright until he gets butthurt and mad. Mario is somewhat a girl but his attitude and his manly beard make it different. If he lived in the 1930s he will be getting all the hoes cause he really likes his guys. To wrap it up Mario can be a hardworker so he comes home smelling like dead meat and piss, but after all he will always be the wonderful amazing Mario all of us love.

Ese Mario come through

Nah foo im with my man
Ohh ok my bad u still wanna blaze it later

Nah im good im blazing my boyfriends dick

Alright peace out

by Headahhs March 22, 2019

Mario

He’s extremely intelligent, smart, serious, talented and awesome. Inside that serious appearance you hide a pure and honest soul, we all can see that through the brightness in your eyes.

Here’s a little poem I wrote for you:

When the sun caress your face,

When the wind embrace you with kindness,

You will know that your existence is precious.

Your hands create pure art,

Your words are the most beautiful passage,

Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.

-"Do you know Mario?"
+"Yeah, someday we will dominate the world."

by Delta_Omega April 5, 2019

Mario

A TSP Faggot

Mario doesn't like to play with his friends

by Large dick wigger April 9, 2019