"You know Stacey, yea that bitch Clam Jammed me"
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."
by Skuurl August 9, 2017

A combination of multiple slang words from Britain. The first being a police person and the second being a prostitute.
"That Tart turned out to be a real Jam Tart and I got arrested for it - I didn't even get a blowjob first!"
by CharlieSmith September 11, 2014

"Bleeeerrrgghhh.. Jesus girl put it away, you've got jam flaps"
or
"Yum Yum, bring that over here, I'd love to chow down on your jam flaps"
(depending on your personal perversion)
or
"Yum Yum, bring that over here, I'd love to chow down on your jam flaps"
(depending on your personal perversion)
by DJ N-Fuzion February 11, 2008

by Thatcoolkid954 October 3, 2010

by Schwa24 December 22, 2018

If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!
by the master jammer November 17, 2006
