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Annoying grandma

A little shit who says they love but they don't love you
Grandma:would you like some cookies.

Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma
by Annoy March 30, 2019
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Drama Grandma

• A grandma that hasn’t grown out of being a “drama-mama”.

• Grandmothers who don’t act right, especially around children and grandchildren.

• Grandma’s fighting people and entertaining drama because they never had a loving mom and dad to show them how to act right.
by TruthfulFacts May 6, 2025
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Grandma's Eggs

The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.
I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...
by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020
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grandma tessie

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.
grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.
by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021
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Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian
Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch
by anonymous July 18, 2021
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Grandmas McFlurry

The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.
Yo bro remember Lews grandma from the club? I totally gave her a Grandmas McFlurry last night!
by ryangilflover June 4, 2024
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Bitch Doin Coke at My Grandma’s in My Dreams

“Are Lydia and Kaylee dating?”
Lydia: “bitch doin Coke at my grandma’s in my dreams
by Mrlouviolet February 3, 2022
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