the grandma is the baby

An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."

Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.

by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023

rynes grandma

Rynes cool grandma who loves ryne and is beat by ryne.

Rynes Grandma is nice

by Yeet420M8 November 22, 2021

Grandma Machines

A Machine That Not Only Pleases One's Grandma But Also Is A Grandmother Itself

My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

Grandma Bonnie

The dopest G-mother of them all. She will shoot hoops with you in the drive, bake you a pumpkin pie or knit you an afghan to keep you warm at night. You can always count on Grandma Bonnie. When she’s shooting hoops be sure to call her LeBronnie. While eating Mexican it’s got to be Bonito Burrito. Stay solid with your Grandma Bonnie, she can’t be replaced. Bomac2002 foreva!!!

Happy Mother’s Day Grandma Bonnie, you da bomb!!

by KellyKellyCle May 8, 2022

Nice 64, Grandma!

In the movie “Dont be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”, an elderly woman, the protagonist’s grandma, is messing around with the hydraulics on her 1964 Chevy Impala, and two dudes in a different car say “nice 64, grandma!”. The movie then cuts to her custom license plate, that reads “OG”. This movie is hilarious and you should watch it.

*elderly woman drives Impala*
Me: nice 64, grandma!
Her: thanks, sonny!

by CashMoneyK420 February 20, 2023

ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018

Grandma

Your mom’s mother or your dad’s mother. It’s usually their job to babysit their grandkids every weekend and all school breaks so that the parents can go outside.

1. Girl I gotta drop these kids off to their grandma so we can go outside this weekend

by YourFaveKi December 5, 2021