by slumdom December 03, 2018
“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop
by Bobby jmac November 07, 2022
by Just the Tip Jackson October 10, 2021
I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich
by lovemuffin69420 May 25, 2023
When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.
"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"
by Tristan Auto September 02, 2023
When you have a third leg, but your grandpa only finds out from your Facebook picture. Looks like a midget is hibernating between your legs.
by Theredbullet May 26, 2017
by maccam May 10, 2022