Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

power stroke

The final keystroke of a co-worker’s composition indicating that the arduous task is now complete. The power stroke is always louder and more aggressive than the preceding keystrokes.

I can tell when Joe is ready for lunch by his power stroke and paper shuffling.

by Sol Saks July 5, 2023

word stroke

The moment when you have an idea inside your head, but you have a hard time saying it out loud since you're finding the suitable word in your head. Usually happens when speaking your second/third/nth language.

Note: This is different than the speech disorder "stuttering". Word stroke can happen to anyone.

"You know Andy, I think this show is..."
"Is what, Ray?"
"Is...is..."
"?"

"I'M HAVING A WORD STROKE!"

by ubon September 21, 2020

stroke salute

To masturbate to in honor of someone while imagining them or viewing pictures or video of them.

I don’t find Lady Gaga all the attractive, but I gave her a stroke salute last night because I find her persona so damn sexy.

by Chaz Bently September 16, 2021

Money Stroke

When you’re hitting it from the back and you’re on your last stroke before you cum all inside her

Girl: That’s the spot keep going
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke

by maledestroyer January 30, 2022

Stroke Alert

The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.

Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!

by Hygffdrtg March 1, 2023

exertion stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.

"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"

by Griffith de la cruz November 9, 2008