by Laurgelon October 3, 2020
Get the I am the stormmug. Snow storm-When a girl is involved in a gangbang and the everyone ejaculates in her mouth at the same time
by Gambit007 November 13, 2019
Get the Snow stormmug. It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.
Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2021
Get the Storming the Crapitolmug. A person what always makes a joke dirty or someone who can read something dirty with a straight face,very few people can do this.Or it is a person who always thinks dirty no matter the situation
by Urban legends234 September 7, 2021
Get the Dirty Stormmug. Storm is an amazing person, she manages to cheer everyone up.
She cares about her friends so much and she has the best taste in music!
She cares about her friends so much and she has the best taste in music!
Have you met storm? She is the best person ever
by dnasf November 21, 2021
Get the stormmug. The most gangsterest pimp there is. He is the hottest man alive and is best friends with andrew tate. Them combined have the ultimate rizz power and will take your b*tches in a matter of seconds.
by Ionhavetimeforyou May 25, 2022
Get the Stormmug. A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
Get the A fart comes before the stormmug.