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smurf

smurf- smurf means what ever you want it to. most of the time its said to bleep out a bad word like in the example
you're a smurf you son of a smurf! go to smurfville you smurfin smurfer!
by Robby Cnawsome August 22, 2007
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Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
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smurf plunge

Sexual intercourse in a portable lavatory. As there is only room for one occupant, the head of the receiving party must be submerged in the blue chemical liquid.
Soldier 1: Why is your face blue?
Soldier 2: I was the second man in and had to take a smurf plunge in order to accommodate for the lack of fuck space.
Soldier 1: That's fucked up, but at least you got some.
by smurfmaker February 8, 2014
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Smurf

A Smurf is someone with a lack of talent and normally let's people with talent do work for them.
"Ben is a fucking Smurf, he lip synced at the talent show."
by LimKappa May 24, 2018
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Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.
I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.
by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022
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smurf sauce

by The big dank meme November 30, 2022
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Smurf Kick

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.
Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*
by SquishyNinja November 21, 2010
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