Gatsby Post

A public social media post shared with the intention for one specific person to see. Often shared to either get a reaction/response, for stories/snaps to see if someone is lurking you, or testing if they muted/are ignoring you. Often occurring in situationships, bad break ups, ghosting and orbiting, unrequited love, or intense crushes based on a fantasy version of that person in your head.

(Put down the phone love, remove them as a follow and move on. You deserve better)
"stop checking who viewed your story" "I can't it's a Gatsby, I'm trying to see if my ex has viewed it or if he muted me"

"hey do you think is selfie is hot enough? I'm Gatsby Posting - shooting my shot by giving Tony a chance to fire emoji react o it but it has to be hot enough because if he only views it and doesn't react I will just DIE"
by cumoneileen April 05, 2022
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Verbal Post-it

n. A verbal utterance, typically used as a memory trigger, and most often mistaken by someone within ear shot as conversation.

n. A statement or partial statement spoken aloud to yourself.
Sorry, I wasn't talking to you...I was leaving myself a verbal post-it!
by Mj0424 October 19, 2010
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post dribble

The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.
I wiped my post dribble off with a tissue from beside my bed
by BigB0bby69 June 10, 2017
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Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
by LisseteQ106 May 07, 2021
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Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.
Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."
by Jpm26 February 19, 2016
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post the L

When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to “Post the L” it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)
me: *wins the game*
my friend: *loses*

me:Post the L😭😭
my friend: bruh ok
by s0l4rb00m November 22, 2021
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ride the post

An action word for describing a homosexual.
I think Ted over there likes to ride the post
by Chicken Tenders October 31, 2007
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