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post lick

Activities that happens after cunnilingus/oral sex.
I decided to give her my number, post lick.
by AnonTupac April 19, 2014
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Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021
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Peacock Post

This is a term given to a social media post where the author goes over the top in congratulating themselves on their own achievement. It is linked to the line in the move "Good Morning Vietnam" where the late and great Robin Williams says with respect to the peacock strutting around feathers on display "Look at me I'm incredible check it out"
Did you read that peacock post by NAME I mean seriously if he slaps himself on the back any harder he's gonna slip a disc!
by Rekees November 1, 2014
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Gatsby Post

A public social media post shared with the intention for one specific person to see. Often shared to either get a reaction/response, for stories/snaps to see if someone is lurking you, or testing if they muted/are ignoring you. Often occurring in situationships, bad break ups, ghosting and orbiting, unrequited love, or intense crushes based on a fantasy version of that person in your head.

(Put down the phone love, remove them as a follow and move on. You deserve better)
"stop checking who viewed your story" "I can't it's a Gatsby, I'm trying to see if my ex has viewed it or if he muted me"

"hey do you think is selfie is hot enough? I'm Gatsby Posting - shooting my shot by giving Tony a chance to fire emoji react o it but it has to be hot enough because if he only views it and doesn't react I will just DIE"
by cumoneileen April 4, 2022
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Post Toastied

Post Toastied: to get completely wrecked, obliterated, or defeated- burned to a crisp, blown away by explosives, or melted- usually with the addition of sizzle or smoke.
"Wow, those two guys who just set off the dynamite were post toastied." "My burger was post toastied- it was totally soot black on the edges!" ""Oooh, did you see that sheep fall into the lava? it was post toastied."
by Alain Rae January 12, 2023
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Post Up

hood definition:The act of being prepared,ready and inticipating beef...Ready to retaliate.
#1SEED:Ay Bruh lets "post up" on'em...
#FTPIERCE:You already know, I been posted in the paint...
by #1SEED772 September 9, 2022
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Post-slope

A package/letter that is very light that gets taken by the wind and keeps flying away when it lands on the ground while you're trying to pick it up.
Man, what a post-slope this is
by mattstaddiz May 24, 2015
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