struggle jerk

1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.

1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.

by Ottis Maximus October 13, 2016

Zirkle Jerk

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

Chinese Jerk

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.

"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"

by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016

Jungle jerk

When a woman/man gives a man a hand job who hasn't shaved or bathed in years.

Dane: I gave Jim the best jungle jerk.

Austin: That's so gross dude.

by Southerncherrywv. March 31, 2020

Jerk off!

“Jerk off!”
A phrase used to challenge someone in a dance battle that consists only of the jerk, a popular dance move originating in the 1960’s

“Guys, jerk off!”
*starts jerking*

by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022

Circle jerk

The most accurate way to describe YouTube Rewind 2018

Dr Shaym (a YouTuber): "Hey look, it's the annual corporate circle jerk celebrating another year of the least creator-friendly site on the entire internet."

by Ariadne93279 December 13, 2018

Jerk the Jimmy

The act of jerking the slim jim.

"Bro you want to jerk the jimmy" "Hes jerking the jimmy"

by jimmyjerker2020 August 25, 2020