A derogatory term for a scuzzy wannabe-hippie drug dealer, primarily selling skunkweed and possibly a little fake blotter acid for good measure. Always unwashed, with greasy matted hair (typically dreadlocks), the dirt merchant has horrible B.O. with an over-stench of patchouli mixed into it. Filthy feet poking out of Birkenstocks and lots of hemp jewelry are a hallmark of the dirt merchant, as is the inability to form a coherent sentence. Favorite bands are The Grateful Dead (of course), Phish, and the String Cheese Incident. Probably homeless, though he or she may live in a busted-down bus or VW Vanagon, probably with at least 5 other dirt merchants and one or two stinky dogs.
That dirt merchant just tried to sell me a bag of shake for $35!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
by Lady Tangerine August 3, 2010
Get the dirt merchantmug. When one person lets there asshole get all disgusting and dirty, then another has butt sex with them (usually done messy)!
1) Dirt Biki- My ass feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when I get dirt biked!
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
by Wood9412 February 13, 2009
Get the Dirt Bikingmug. “those guys at TMZ are a bunch of dirt merchants”
“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
Get the dirt merchantmug. by dirt box dave June 20, 2013
Get the Dirt Boxingmug. (1.)Crap,shit,poo,doodie another meaning the word "POOP".
(2.) a word that would be the only thing cool to tatoo on your ass.
(3.)Something to call someone in frustration, anger, or is they're just being annoying.
(2.) a word that would be the only thing cool to tatoo on your ass.
(3.)Something to call someone in frustration, anger, or is they're just being annoying.
(1.) Woah check it out! Larry made huge dirt logs in the toilet!!
(2.)Hey look everybody! i got dirt logs on my ass!
(3.)Dammit bob stop being a dirt log!!
(2.)Hey look everybody! i got dirt logs on my ass!
(3.)Dammit bob stop being a dirt log!!
by FreshFragrence November 23, 2007
Get the dirt logsmug. by johnny lighting October 3, 2009
Get the dirt crustmug. 1) A tasty dessert treat consisting of chocolate pudding, crushed chocolate cookies (or pie crust) with half buried gummy worms.
2) The act of inserting a half-erect penis partways into a shitty anus.
2) The act of inserting a half-erect penis partways into a shitty anus.
"What are we having for dessert?"
"Worms in dirt."
"Awesome! What are we going to do after dessert?"
"Worms in dirt."
"Worms in dirt."
"Awesome! What are we going to do after dessert?"
"Worms in dirt."
by beanerz4545 January 18, 2009
Get the Worms in Dirtmug.