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Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022
mugGet the Panda coonsmug.

coon sli

that guy just ate a hotdog in one bite he must be a coon sli
by hooded00 February 12, 2025
mugGet the coon slimug.

coon school

a “coon school” is school in a “coon” neighborhood(The hood) These kids in these schools are usually flashing their “drip drip” and their rap skills. These school usually have 10 fights a week because of gang related activities.
Man i know that nigger goes to coon school. Didn’t you hear those damned niggers had a shootout at that coon school
mugGet the coon schoolmug.

Coon wombed

When a large male from a another race uses a European woman to leap frog into the "white race".
THAT Nikkas' been coon wombed.
by Rolled yeller July 9, 2023
mugGet the Coon wombedmug.

Border Coon

A fella of Spanish decent who crosses the boarder illegally.
by RustyDog69 July 27, 2021
mugGet the Border Coonmug.

Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.
D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.
by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017
mugGet the Cooning/Coonmug.

Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.
I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.
by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024
mugGet the Coon Fluffermug.

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