deer day

The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.

My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Comrade day

A holiday celebrated on May the 14th. Boys between the ages 12 to 17
Celebrate the Motherland and drink vodka!

Person 1: bro can you give me some takis
Person 2: No, it is not Comrade day give me money if you want takis.

by Seothebro December 1, 2021

whiskey day

the first saturday back from christmas break where you drink corncopious amount of whiskey from sunrise to sunset. Blacking out is a must.

it was whiskey day yesterday, what the fuck happened

by a man who needs help January 10, 2011

Table day

The day of the week when you lay the table and eat dinner at it, instead of sitting on the couch in front of the TV.

"Did you see the 6 o'clock news last night?"
"No, Thursday is my table day"

by flynnmorgan November 8, 2021

Kiss day

Kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Um, hey would you like a kiss its national kiss day

by Vsjfidkwbcuxuwhebcudbeb October 29, 2019

Valenside’s day

February 15th, a day of appreciation for all the girls and guys who are always down to hookup, but know they won’t spend the night. To appreciate all the hoes, the side chicks, the tinder hookups, and all the late night booty calls.

(After hooking up) “happy valenside’s day”
“Haha thanks you too”

by Youngblood_ February 15, 2021

Willow Day

This is the day we celebrate all the Willows, Wilows, Wyllows and Wylows out there! It’s on the 25th of April every year and we all celebrate by giving them a huge hug. We thank them for being their self and always being there when we need them.

WE LOVE YOU WILLOWS/WILOWS/WYLLOWS/WYLOWS

Friend: hey Willow, it’s 25th of April, you know what that means!!!!
All Friends of Willow: HAPPY WILLOW DAY! WE LOVE YOU WILLOW!!!
Willow: aww, you guys are the best!

by Unknown Birb September 8, 2020