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Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.
Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..
by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011
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Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend
by Almagest June 29, 2011
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taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.
"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"
by rubtwostix October 11, 2011
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Taco Shells

A term from QueueMaster's Discord server, Pepega Institutes, meaning the act of deafening someone or the state of being deafened within a voice channel.
Great, looks like Omar has taco shells on his head again. That boy is always defeaned.
Yo, I gotta tell you a secret. Can we taco shell everyone else in the call?
by QueueMaster May 25, 2023
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Indian taco

Fry bread featuring taco fixings. It's a popular native dish, often for sale at native events. You take fried bread then add to it as you wish. People usually add sour cream, beef, cheese, lettuce and salsa.

If you talk about a woman's Indian taco, the term refers to her vagina. On the West Coast of Canada, in many reservations and in the city, lay native jokes about eating a woman's Indian taco.
Want to come over later? My aunty is making Indian tacos!

Guy 1: Wow, what a smokin' hot girl. I'd love to eat her Indian Taco.

Guy 2: My cousin slept with her. She's gorgeous but he said her Indian taco tasted like hot dog water.
by Native humour November 15, 2018
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taco adventure

"Tim" Yo Mike, wanna chill and watch the game?
"Mike" No can do bro, me and the boy are on a taco adventure tonight.
by YogDaddy July 21, 2017
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