corn on the cob

1 corn kernals still attached to their ear of corn
2 racist name for a white person with cornrow-ed hair

1 - mmm this corn on the cob is really tasty
2 - hey look that cracker is a corn on the cob

by letsgetitcrackinB December 1, 2003

Ear of Corn

Lube up ones ear with duck butter and using a shoe horn ,tuck it in the anal orifice of a partner and listen to the ocean.

At the church Bar B Q ,my girl and I had brisket , cole slaw and then slipped out in the bushes and had an "Ear of Corn".

by Bosoms Orork March 24, 2010

corn muffin

pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)

some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself

by Rodberg December 22, 2010

corn monster

A man who wishes to force anal sex upon another; an ass bandit or a butt pirate.

I heard that dude is a major corn monster.

by switz August 26, 2003

Owen Cornings

1) Name of an inulation company; which is used as slang to describe a womans workout/athletic pants such as Lulu lemons; which are so tight due to her fatness; or mammoth thighs; if someone were to cut the pants flab and skin would burst out; similar to cutting open a bag of insulation.

Jack: "Hey man Lucy was rocking the treadmill in her owen cornings today"

John: "Jesus fuck; she looks like a speed skater in those babies!"

by Johnny John John John? March 30, 2011

Corn Guzzler

A person who guzzles corn.

Person 1: Holy shit. She's a corn guzzler.
Person 2: Yeah. I've seen her eat 7 ears of corn today.

by bestieboos810 April 24, 2011

Corn seat

The only available seat in a public place, where one must sit next to a stranger.

I went to the movies with my family and I sat in the corn seat.

by xmissloox November 25, 2010