Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.

Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!

by Stoney69 January 9, 2021

Dirty Storm

A person what always makes a joke dirty or someone who can read something dirty with a straight face,very few people can do this.Or it is a person who always thinks dirty no matter the situation

"Jason" has a dirty storm mind,he always thinks of things that are dirty.

by Urban legends234 September 7, 2021

storm

Storm is an amazing person, she manages to cheer everyone up.
She cares about her friends so much and she has the best taste in music!

Have you met storm? She is the best person ever

by dnasf November 21, 2021

media storm

A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.

I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.

by QuacksO March 2, 2018

I am the storm

A really horrible Nazi slogan

Jenna: I am the storm
Brad: wow what a horrible thing to say, is she a Nazi or something?

by Laurgelon October 3, 2020

Storm

The most gangsterest pimp there is. He is the hottest man alive and is best friends with andrew tate. Them combined have the ultimate rizz power and will take your b*tches in a matter of seconds.

“Hey did u see Storm’s story? it was a pic of him and your sister laying in bed”

by Ionhavetimeforyou May 25, 2022

Telfer Hail Storm

The act of freezing ones urine in an ice tray and throwing it at someone.

She rubbed the Telfer Hailstorm on my nappies.

Nothings is more raunchy then giving someone a Telfer Hail Storm on a hot day.

by J Archer December 13, 2023