stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes

"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"

by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017

stoner toast

A delicious food made by cooking a bread product (or a similar delicacy such as Tostino's Pizza Rolls) in a toaster oven and topping it with a foodstufs that sounds good in theory but not always in practice.

Dude I got cheesy garlic bread and imitation lobstermeat in the freezer we gotta make stoner toast.

by Kevin M.D. November 11, 2017

Stoner’s Delight

The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.

Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.

Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.

“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break”

“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”

by OSG Bobby November 19, 2017

Stonered

The act of exceeding the 1 hit and quit it limit!

Jason and Nikki laughed because they stonered more than they have ever stoned when being stoner!

by DamnGurl77 May 11, 2018

Stoker’s dip

A real working mans dip the best at packing and the best long lasting flavor

Yee yee just got me a can of stoker’s dip time to party

by Yee yee dipper August 28, 2018

Stoner Hour

Any time after midnight

Dude 1: hey what should we get to eat
Dude 2: I dunno, what's open at stoner hour?
Dude 1: like taco bell, and whataburger

by JJRULEZ159 December 9, 2018

Stokers

Good/cheap dip. Shit that a redneck would pull out at a party with a natural light in in hand listening to Waylon Jennings. Comes in different flavors and cuts and they make stokers chew for football coaches that say it’s sunflowers seeds.

Blair you got any Copenhagen

Nah man I got that stokers mint

Fuck man at least get some fuckin wintergreen

by Lil cookie 40 July 8, 2019