Static

The feeling of crisp static through your mouth and in your throat when you drink sprite.

"Ay Srdjan you want some Static?"

"Fo sho"
*Goes to McDonald and gets a Sprite*

by Sm4cc January 26, 2021

Stationary Jet Lag

A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.

I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.

by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022

static

it is what you hear on radios or see on old analog televisions, it can be used as white noise but sometimes it can be annoying

man this static sucks

by U-2800 May 7, 2022

scrotum static

Scrotum, see beanbag or nutbag.

static, figure it out yourself.

Ever wear wool underwear? Ouch!

by scrotum static May 25, 2004

bus station church

The church on the way to school that looks like a bus depot!!

McCloud: BUS STATION CHURCH!!!!!!!!...santa clause isn't real!
Sam: its a bus family worship center!!

by umm...i know this one... October 26, 2006

anti-static

Alternative to the well-worn business phrase "proactive."

My boss asked me to be more proactive in this project; I decided it was better to be anti-static.

by Jubilee Dunbar February 5, 2010

Sapperton Station

Sapperton, just like Braid Station, is a SkyTrain station in Metro Vancouver. Also like Braid, it does not actually exist. There are no bus routes that terminate at Sapperton, which is further proof that it’s fake news. There are legends that the headquarters of the legendary Translink being located there, but no real proof has been found. Also, people say a pedestrian footbridge being the only way to access the station, rendering pedestrians on the road below the station unable to access it. Of course, there is no way that would be possible. Sorry, but Sapperton doesn’t exist. The Sappers were not here.

Announcement: This is an Expo Line train to: Production Way-University

Passenger 1: Does this train go to Sapperton Station?

Passenger 2: Sapperton does not exist.

Passenger 1: Oh.

by WeedTree October 29, 2018