Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels
Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.
by Bali50 May 16, 2019
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packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.
That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels
by russ e July 29, 2006
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SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.
I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.
by amiibootoyou November 04, 2010
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Buffet Squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer
by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019
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Peep Squirrel

A strip of paper used for binding together individual plan sheets which, in a combined and bound state, comprise a "set" of plans.
Yo ... thread me summa dat Peep Squirrel dawg!
by Cleaveroy Languini August 24, 2007
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squirrel nutz

Literally a guy with nutz the size of a squirrel's... Too scared to pull the trigger.
Brock: See that girl at the end of the bar?

Rod: Yeah

Brock: Total smokeshow.

Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.

Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.

Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.
by akarod September 01, 2009
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Algerian Squirrel

Similar in appearance, but a tad smaller than the Nigerian Squirrel.
Thought to have the same origins, and was discovered by the same archaeologist in the same fashion.
"Is that a Nigerian Squirrel?"
"No, it's an Algerian Squirrel"
by werty29991 December 22, 2014
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