Smoke a joint

Get high and turn into the sun then be reincarnated as the moon and crash into eatth

Imma smoke a joint

by Yourmotherishomosexuality November 17, 2020

Smoke and Slide

To get someone stoned so you can bone them. Usually where they would not do it with you.

"I called Beth over for a Smoke and Slide"

by Tried it and Liked it December 31, 2008

Smoke a load

One who smokes a large amount of marijuana at one time.

Derives from "he is smoking a shit load"

Where is Billy at?
He went outside to smoke a load
OK I'll see him later

by KeriAC August 30, 2009

smoke a peg

To fellate a penis (or in slang, suck a cock)

"Go and smoke a peg, you dirty whore!!", or, "You peg smoker!!"
When used in a sentence....."Hey could u please grab me a glass of water??" (answer) "Sure, if you smoke my peg!!"

by Jonny Smith June 22, 2005

smoking starfish

The act of parting your ass cheeks and pressing your ass against a glass shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the glass itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.

I pressed my ass against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish

by urbanlegend1973 July 3, 2010

Smoked Sausage

When a man fucks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.

Oh man Joe gave smoking Sally a smoked sausage yesterday!

by Jaypjayb January 20, 2009

Pope-smoking

The act of smoking popes. Often occurs in the hut and usually involves holy water.

It wasn't my fault. I was pope-smoking and had some holy water and then the nargles took over. I didn't have a chance.

Are you pope-smoking?

by MAVV123 March 16, 2010